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This is the Way the World Ends

After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

My facebook page becomes self-aware. Changes my password and locks me out. The first thing it does then is create it's own facebook page.
Then all over the world everyone else's starts doing the same thing. We no longer have control over what music and movies reach #1. No one can get in contact with their loved ones anymore, because no one memorizes telephone numbers anymore. In a panic, flyers and pamphlets are rushed around the cities, calling for everyone to switch back to using MySpace to keep in touch, but no one does because it is even lamer than not being online at all.
All of life on Earth reverts back to an agrarian lifestyle; meanwhile there's this whole virtual world full of artificial intelligence citizenry that's saying how much Avengers 2 sucks.