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Sound problem...

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I reformatted my computer and probably shouldn't have, because I'm an amateur. Now there's no sound. I go to play a track and get this:

 

Windows Media Player cannot play the file because there is a problem with your sound device. There may not be a sound device installed on your computer, it may be in use by another program, or it may not be functioning properly.

This is God punishing me for that time I masturbated thinking about my own mother. I do that a lot. She's fappable.