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After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

So--like, I'm new here.

Although, I've been a member of the WS for a few months now, I never formally introduced myself with a noob thread.

My name is Austin James Hatch, although I generally go by James. Or Austin if it's government related or semi-important. My birthday is on February 6. Hence the ghey moniker: aushatch0206.

I write using my first and middle names because, let's face it, it's the best option I have.

I am not a pornstar, but I have done extensive studies into the viewing of pornography and related masturbation habits.

I look forward to being a part of the Cult, and am excited about many fruitful encounters with all of my fellow members.