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New Palahniuk Short Story, "Cannibal", May 2013 Playboy, On Shelves Now!!!!!!

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I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere else.

I noticed in the "Next Month" section at the back of the April 2013 Playboy, which I received in the mail yesterday.

Full blurb:
Cannibal - He discovered he had a special oral talent, but it may be time for the ladies to wipe the wet grin off his piehole. It's an extraordinarily bizarre piece of fiction from our master of maniacal mayhem Chuck Palahniuk.

I can't wait, two of my very favorite favorite things, Chuck and oral sex! Its going to be like that episode of Seinfeld when George gets to eat a pastrami on rye while he's boning his girlfriend (for me at least).