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My Next Million Dollar Idea to Bring the Porn Industry Closer to the Mainstream

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So I was watching a Walking Dead marathon the other day and you know how zombies eat people and brains? Why do they do that? It's not like they need food to survive or that they're stomachs even work. Hell, you see some zombies that are just torsos, that don't even have stomachs, and they still try to eat people.

I guess the common explanation for this is because their brains just revert to the most basic functions. But you know what else is a reptillian brain function/instinct? Fucking!

Instead of having people die to become zombies they could just become sex zombies after having sex. You get a bunch of these porn stars to star in it because of how much nudity there'll need to be, but you don't really need a 5 minute close-up of penetration or any money shots. Take them out and fill in with some sort of plot and character build-up.

I guess it will sort of be like Cronenberg's They Came From Within except without as much 70's bush.

Then of course, if you really want to get sick and twisted with it, they could actually be dead when they're having sex, but that's probably a smaller audience to market towards.