Skip to main content

Lottie and Lisa: A Cultie Wedding


After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

Dearest friends (and the rest of you losers), today is a joyous day. It is springtime in the western hemisphere and there is love in the air. It is my pleasure to announce that Irina and I have taken our relationship to the next level and have decided to have an open marriage. We invite you all to share in these moments with us and get as drunk as possible in our honor. Wedding gifts are welcome and will be requested. We will need a bridal party. And ideas for dresses, decor, etc. We will have Rob presiding over the ceremony. Matt and Steve are our lovely best man and maid of honor.
Discuss. Swoon. Fantasize.