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Long time listener, first time caller

Hey guys. I actually used to be a member a long time ago but was mostly a lurker of sorts. I don't even remember my old screen name, to be honest (don't take it personally, I just can't seem to remember things).

I think I joined partly out of caprice, partly because it's my birthday today and I got a sweet message from the site. It warms my heart that I didn't even have to plod through the Spam folder to find a Happy Birthday message this year.

So I'm 27 and feel like I should actually have a grip on my life by now but I totally don't. I'm working at a really divey gay bar, making great tips from local barflies and Martini Queens. I think I already know all the lyrics to every Nicki Minaj song ever (I can't seem to find suicide cult in the yellow pages, would it be under 's' or 'c'?). I live in Georgia and that's pretty much all I can say about that. I'm a vegetarian and extremely and radically non-militant about it. Writing a feature screenplay, which is taking a brutal toll on me right now. I have a Minas Tirith miniature, a level 80 Warlock, play League of Legends and I'm (still) not a virgin.

Anyways, just saying hi! I'd like to be a more productive member this time around. Put me in coach, I'm ready to play!