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Hi, I'm new here. I tend to just appear out of nowhere.

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Crescendo (thanks for the welcome) graciously directed me to make an introduction. I should, anyway, if I want my personality analyzed from the "what kind of writer are you" test.

So, a general and somewhat fluffy idea can be found here.

(Crescendo, I'm already starting to feel introduced.)

Now for specifics:

I like stories that involve death, destruction, and pushing angelic protagonists past their breaking point.
I like Tank Girl and Star Trek. And Reverend Horton Heat.
"Haunted" is how the "Canterbury Tales" should have been written.
I crack a lot of dark, dry jokes.
When I was in high school, I went through a 2-year phase where all the books I read were biographies of infamous serial killers. I still have a special place in my heart for Jack The Ripper.
I like to get pedicures.

(waves)

That felt good.