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After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

I want to beat the living fuck out of the guy from the Ball Park Franks hot dog commercial. I haven't felt this violently angry since 9/12/01. I want nothing more than to use my thumbs to dig out the eyeballs of everyone involved in this commercial. I want to bite off noses.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're lucky.

Somebody fucking cheer me up and show me that the world isn't all bad.