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Fight bullets with fat

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So AOL forced me to stumble upon this news story about some fat bitch who got shot and her fat "saved her life". Apparently she was thinking about losing weight (how many fat people aren't?), but now she says "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

WTF?! Is this the new Superman McDonald's invented? Have vegetables and exercise become America's kryptonite? (probably not, judging by our current medal count..USA, USA, USA).

And this is the link: