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Facebook is not: a confessional, a shrink's office, a diary, etc.


So post your friends' statuses who spill way too much.

(For a second I thought to myself, "Jane, is this invasion of some people's privacy?" but then I thought, "I don't care.")

Cassie _____ is getting divorced.....oh yeah I'm pregnant....surprise!

Candice ______ bought a book of Emily Dickinson's poems on sale, and she sucks. I'm sorry but she sucks.

And my personal favorite:

Candice _____ is the mother of a child that peed her pants at school today. Lawl!