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Chuck Palahniuk robbed my bank!!!

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As a branch manager, I have to do some security training with my staff. yesterday, we went over robbery procedures. I gave everyone a Physical Description checklist and then briefly showed them a picture of Chuck. (The one where he's wearing camouflage pants rolled, and tennis shoes.) They had to fill out how he looked. It was hilarious to hear everyone's divergent responses about his eyes were close together/too far apart, he was militant looking/shy, round face/square face, 20-25/25-30/35-40 years old, etc...

Chuck, if you're should totally rob this bank!!!