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Choke 4: A Very Very Very Short Novel by Corellion, Epilogue Contributed By Xec8

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I am Jesus. I hold the lamb to my breasts. The key to remembering the stages of mitosis is [B]I[/B] [B]P[/B]unched [B]M[/B]y [B]A[/B]nus [B]T[/B]oday; Interphase, Prophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase. When you hear a police-man say, "Keep your hands where I can see them." that's secret code for get a gun and shoot me, an alien parasite has infected my brain and I might kill you. Kill me first!
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[B]Epilogue[/B]: Opiates are the religion of the masses! The void will devour my gargantuan beard!