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Avatar Masterpiece Theatre - Act III

After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

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[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... woah dude....is that really there?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... ...i think....go touch it or something.....

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... .....thats the biggest fooking hamburger i've ever seen....eh mirkah?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1924&dateline=... gobble gobble gobble

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... (surprised look)....*whispers to knox* mirkah turned into a turkey

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... thats not the biggest of our problems man, the fucking condoms in the bathroom are trying to bite me!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=2144&dateline=... garghhhhhhh

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... AHHHH what the fuck was in that moonshine you got!?!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... i dont know man! the guy unloaded the stuff from his gas tank! i figured if the stuff didnt expire from that, than it would be safe!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... (jumps on top of knox and starts beating him) you dumb lil fucker!

the two fall onto the ground and face the television

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... ....what the fuck is going on with the television?!?!?!?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... THIS ISNT THE BEST OF STYX!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1730&dateline=...

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... aww man i cant take much more of this, talking condoms demonic possession on tv.......and your cats tyring to seduce me man!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=743&dateline=1... *winks* hey boys

the two jump up on the couch

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... ahhhhh
[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... ahhhhhh

the two suddenly look towards the window in reply to someone yelling "hey guys"

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... ahhhhhh die martha stewart!

Knox throws a large paper weight resembling a ball out the window towards the voice

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=225&dateline=1...

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... QUICK PASS ME THE LAMP!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... no its just tupper!!!!!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... oh....qucik pass me the lamp!

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... no you dumbass (pushes knox off of couch causing him to fall off backwards)
besides the stuff is wearing off

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=326&dateline=1... yeah, that was messed up........... wanna do some moonshine shots?

[IMG]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/avatar.php?userid=1218&dateline=... already got the shot-glasses out