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August Self-Help Class

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Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hi. I'm Castugi, an amateur writer. Emphasis on the amateur, to be clear. Since my room mate couldn't sell a single copy of my book despite being an online marketer and sales person for a living it is time to shamelessly self-market. But before I do that, I will introduce myself.

Castugi is my pen name, I am a loner introvert like the main character and really do have obsessive compulsive disorder in real life -although I don't have problems with megalomania. The only thing I've ever done is written stories, there is something about it that is so simply powerful that other forms of media fails to capture at times and vice versa. Writing is my outlet, my hobby and my life (since I don't have a lot of friends).

August Self-Help Class is about brainwashing, cult like influence across the masses, ideologies, megalomania and a shit town or sarcastic poetry. I'm really not good at selling, but I plan on doing this for a living so yeah, capitalism. It's the anti-fight club I guess you could say, take everyone's freewill and sell it on the internet. Yes, there are spelling errors (open office didn't have a spell checker). Some are intentional as you can see they are written in and then corrected by the main character as if he's writing the thoughts down in his head. Grammar is relatively solid.

Buy my book, because if you don't you will never read it. If you never read it, no one will know how much of an average satirical writer I truly am and no one will give me critical feedback that I can expand on. No feedback, no room to improve, no improvement whatsoever.

All I want is people to read my book, if I can do this for a living I will churn out a new masterpiece every year in the same or similar genre. Thanks in advance for your support, and fuck my room mate KVIS for blowing it all up, that's what you want to hear!

Mr Custagi
(Pen Name)

Satire, Transgression, Horror, Minimalism