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2:17 Am

And I have to go out and get cat food.

Because if I don't get cat food, the cat will be all up in my face at about 6 AM, meowing for the cat food. So I have to go out and get the cat food right now, if I want to get any sleep.

I mean, real sleep. Not sleep where you get woken up in a few hours by a fucking cat asking you (in cat language) for it's fucking cat food.

So I am going to the all night open store, in order to get some cat food. I will get "dry" and "wet" cat foods both. And then give the little bitch (who I love, really) some of each.

Fucking cat food.

What crazy shit have you had to do so very early in the morning?