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2 Mo Fo Da Price O' 1, Bitches: Milroy Borden and BroSupre Interview Each Other

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[B][I]Two of the most notorious Cultists to ever mark their territory on the Cult, Brother Supremo and Milroy Borden, met face to face and went to the buffet and sat down and talked with each other.[/I][/B]

[B]Milliam[/B]: So, what is with you?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: What do you mean?

[B]Milliam[/B]: What's with your love for Satan and associating it with dogs in costumes?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Well, I think most of the cool evil things are associated with the big man downstairs, you know: rock music and steak. And I also find people who put dogs in costumes to be super evil.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Okay, that makes no sense.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: I'm not here to make sense.

[B]Milliam[/B]: What are you here for?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Speak my mind, as do you.

[B]Milliam[/B]: You don't hold back on speaking of bathroom habits.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: I don't see why people are so offended by it. When I admit that I pee sitting down, people act as if I just uttered the "N" word.

[B]Milliam[/B]: You pee sitting down?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: It's for comfort reasons. I still pee standing up, but not as often.

[B]Milliam[/B]: And do you really shit in the shower?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Once or twice in my whole life.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Did it clog the drain?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Shit gets soft and disintegrates in water. It went down pretty easily.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Moving on, what's with the name?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: [I]Brother Supremo[/I] comes from a religious cult I started two years ago, before joining the online Chuckpalahniuk.net Cult. Why are you called Milroy Borden?

[B]Milliam[/B]: When I was Brother Supremo, in some of my posts, I'd sign my name as [I]Brother Milroy Borden Supremo[/I]. I'd pass that off as my true name. When I finally became Milroy Borden, the name extended into [I]Milliam Roysin Borden IV.[/I]

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why did I make you?

[B]Milliam[/B]: You made me out of boredom. You had nothing really important to do at the time.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why did you become me again?

[B]Milliam[/B]: Ratings boost?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: As Milroy, you made some contributions to the English language, didn't you?

[B]Milliam[/B]: I assume you mean the delicate little flower known as [I]FAWESOME[/I]? It is the mating of "fucking" and "awesome". It is used to describe something that has gone beyond "awesome". What is it with "fa fa fa"?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: "Fa fa fa" is somewhat of a greeting. You can say hello and goodbye with it. I ripped it off from the pages of Mad Magazine.

[B]Milliam[/B]: And "Solongpre"?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: That is just a greeting I created for "goodbye" or "so long".

[B]Milliam[/B]: It is fun to create meaningless nothings. That's why there are several other personas we have that haven't seen the light of day at the Cult yet, isn't it?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Let's get them out of the way first. Here is the ever so snooty snob, Calton St. Claire.

[B]Calton St. Claire[/B]: How do you do?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: The ever so drunk, Milroy Bourbon.

[B]Milroy Bourbon[/B]: Mmmmmmmmmmmmhaaaeellllllloooooo!!!

[B]BroSupre[/B]: And finally, the ever so fake, Filmoy Porden.

[B]Filmoy Porden[/B]: Pha Pha Pha!

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Now back into the box, guys. So Milliam, where are you right now?

[B]Milliam[/B]: Just lying dormant until the four months are up.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Ah yes, that is when I get to go back and rest.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Let's get some random questions out of the way before we go. What is your stance on abortion?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Wear a condom while performing one.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Favorite type of waiter: Gay hootinany or Bull-diked Mustache girl?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Gay Hootinany.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Bill Paxton.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Left or right?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Right.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Color or Colour?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Color.

[B]Milliam[/B]: How do you feel about the war going on right now?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Bull-diked mustache girl.

[B]Milliam[/B]: Carny or grifter?

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Carny. Now let me ask you some questions. Why won't you show our face?

[B]Milliam[/B]: I don't need to be seen.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: Why do baseball caps make women so repulsive?

[B]Milliam[/B]: Maybe because it's a woman with a fucking baseball cap on!

[B]BroSupre[/B]: What's worse: bestiality or necrophilia?

[B]Milliam[/B]: Bestiality. Animals needn't be fucked by the likes of me. And dead people don't feel a thing.

[B]BroSupre[/B]: And one last question before we get up and get our food on the buffet lines, what is it with human shielding?

*[I]Milliam is already in line serving himself a helping of scrambled eggs and sausage patties[/I]*

BroSupre: Oh well.

*[I]BroSupre gets in line and serves himself bacon and mashed potatoes, because in a buffet line, your dish doesn't need to make sense[/I]*

And that concludes the interview for right now. Be seeing you later. Stay tuned for more interview.