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17 cigarettes

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I bought a pack of cigarettes to play pachinko a couple weeks ago. Pachinko and a smoldering cylinder of tobacco go together like peanut butter and jelly. It felt right at the time. I've come to realize that it really just drained me of about 6 bucks and 23 minutes of my life. Now I've got 17 cigarettes and I don't smoke except when I'm pretty rat-arsed. What should I do with 'em?