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Evolutionary failures, LMAOs, and OMGs.


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I know I'm not the only person who's cursed the gods of evolution for something that should have been naturally adjusted fifty thousand years ago:
This is a two-parter. I'm going to take a shot in the dark here and say that things don't need to smell like shit. We no longer need to smell the sulfuric face-punch of a fart to know that we shouldn't consume it.
Things that smell good are sometimes horrible for you. Things that smell like rotten corpses are sometimes super healthy. Way to go evolution, way to go.
-Vestigial organs.
The most popular because of its tendency to burst and cause a poisonous party foul from within you; the appendix. Seriously, evolution? A bag of poison that blows up? Nice going, pal. The only appendix I want my are the ones in the backs of books, not a hanging time-bomb threat attached to my intestine.

Evolution needs to get with the times and contemporize.

This is the thread for straight-up now telling evolution if you're really gonna love it forever.