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Cast the Cult 3D


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First up, HBO's Girls

I thought Irina could be Marnie because of her questionable men problems and her style but i think it's Labelleza or whatever. She's pretty and quirky and is secretly not as together as she'd have us believe. Also she has great hair.

Six is Jessa, world-weary and wise and she'll tear you a knew one if you ask for it.

The only person with enough energy to be Shoshanna is Imke, mostly because she's kind of young. Also i can easily imagine her accidentally smoking crack.

It was a toss-up for Hannah between Amii and Hattie but it's Amii because i imagine her accidentally saying inappropriate things and making situations worse and i remember her blog having these awkward situations that always made me laugh.

There isn't really an Adam at the cult but Morey comes the closest, avante garde and probably is building a boat in his apartment.

Ritt is wise-cracking Ray, never at a loss for a joke to tell and is secretly mean.

Charlie is Endless Mike for many reasons.

Tuffy is Laird, Hannah's ex-junkie neighbor.

Liberum strikes me as a Booth Johnathan sometimes. Probably because he gets laid more than anyone around here. Also he likes Marnie/Labelleza

I wish i could think of someone for Elijah because i love Elijah but i got nothing.