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After a good, long run, we have decided to close our forums in an effort to refocus attention to other sections of the site. Fortunately for you all, we're living in a time where discussion of a favorite topic now has a lot of homes. So we encourage you all to bring your ravenous love for discussion to Chuck's official Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr and Instagram. And, as always, you can still post comments on all News updates. Thank you for your loyalty and passion over the years. These changes will happen June 1.

Hey guys. I actually used to be a member a long time ago but was mostly a lurker of sorts. I don't even remember my old screen name, to be honest (don't take it personally, I just can't seem to remember things).

I think I joined partly out of caprice, partly because it's my birthday today and I got a sweet message from the site. It warms my heart that I didn't even have to plod through the Spam folder to find a Happy Birthday message this year.

So I'm 27 and feel like I should actually have a grip on my life by now but I totally don't. I'm working at a really divey gay bar, making great tips from local barflies and Martini Queens. I think I already know all the lyrics to every Nicki Minaj song ever (I can't seem to find suicide cult in the yellow pages, would it be under 's' or 'c'?). I live in Georgia and that's pretty much all I can say about that. I'm a vegetarian and extremely and radically non-militant about it. Writing a feature screenplay, which is taking a brutal toll on me right now. I have a Minas Tirith miniature, a level 80 Warlock, play League of Legends and I'm (still) not a virgin.

Anyways, just saying hi! I'd like to be a more productive member this time around. Put me in coach, I'm ready to play!