Survivor

What really happened at the end of Survivor? I believed that Tender doesn't die. Fertility even says early on that he will be able to walk away from all this one day and live happily ever after. For Tender, living happily ever after means a few things. One, is that he would be with Fertility and that they would be able to have better sex. And since, she too is in Australia now, that will probably happen. The other, is that he will not be falsely viewed as a mass murderer by society. That he will be free to live without attention or harm. This means a testimony. A testimony that the public will believe. Therefore, Fertility told him to tell his story into the black box. Tell it to the end and then you will be set free. Now Tender was not able to foresee his end. Living happily ever after for a Creed usually means, living in heaven. But many, many people survive plan crashes. Especially in a controlled descent like that. So I thought, Tender survived the crash. And, once his story, which was told while thinking he was definitely going to die, was heard, people had to believe him. They had to believe his innocence. I mean, who would lie while breathing their last words?

"To stand here and try and fix her life is just a big waste of time. People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."

"This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My parents bought me the first one to teach me about loving and caring for another living breathing creature of God. Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground."

"Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breasts."

Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. He is all alone in the plane, which will shortly reach terminal velocity and crash into the vast Australian outback. Before it does, he will unfold the tale of his journey from an obedient Creedish child and humble domestic servant to an ultra-buffed, steroid- and collagen-packed media messiah, author of a best-selling autobiography, Saved from Salvation, and the even better selling Book of Very Common Prayer (The Prayer to Delay Orgasm, The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss, The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms).