I want to start writing erotica. This is not out of a need to attract members of the opposite sex nor is it a selfish ploy to present myself as a member of the male species who may "understand" the emotional dimensions required in writing erotica. I don't understand these dimensions. I can pretend to understand. That's what makes me a writer. We can put ourselves in the lives and the knowledge of others. We can make ourselves sound like Socrates, and on the other hand, we can make ourselves sound like the town idiot. Before I push everyone who reads this to think the latter of me, I want to declare that I am a writer because of a passionate, innate need to be a writer. I see things unfold in my head, my mind's eye, Bill Hicks' third eye- call it what you will- I see stories unwrap before me as if they are real movies in life. And I write what I see, what I hear, what I know, what I feel, taste, smell, eat, love, fuck, love, hate.....etc.

Ok, ok, I know- a hokey, stupid blog entry given the fact that is indeed Halloween but I thought it best to line up my favorite Halloween movies and give a brief little detail as to why they are in such high regard with yours truly. For anyone who gives a shit, please feel free to comment.

This is a ranking in terms of the best - in my opinion- not based on character, dialouge, story, or anything else - just pure Halloween flavor films.