welcome to my home town...

http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/19305002/detail.html

Cincinnati police have a new ally in their fight against crime, whether they want it or not.

He calls himself Shadow Hare, and he wears a mask and a cape to conceal his true identity. He's Cincinnati's own version of a superhero fighting crime and injustice where he finds it.

"We help enforce the law by doing what we can in legal standards, so we carry handcuffs, pepper spray … all the legal weapons," said Shadow Hare. "We will do citizen's arrests. We will intervene on crimes if there is one happening in front of us."

The man behind Shadow Hare's mask is 21 years old and from Milford. Those are the only clues to his true identity that he will reveal. Shadow Hare said he was abused as a child and grew up in foster homes, perhaps leading him to a life helping others.

"My message to Cincinnati is that there is still hope and all we have to do is stand together," he said.

My DVR is starting to get filled up so I've been going through it looking to see what I want to go ahead and delete. I've got all of Lost season 4 and all of season 5 so far, so I might get rid of the season 4 one. Maybe keep the finale so I can rewatch all of season 5 with it. I may just get rid of them all because I will eventually buy them all on DVD or blu-ray when the entire series is wrapped up. I would get them now but I figure there will be some big to-do collector's edition with all 6 years together.

I've also got Ikiru, Shine and Bright Young Things as far as movies go. I need to go ahead and watch Shine and B.Y.T. so i can delete them. And Ikiru i've seen a bunch but I still don't want to get rid of it. I may watch it again and delete it to try and urge myself to go ahead and buy the DVD.

Children's Palace.

This was THE toy store years ago. Way before Toys R Us came along.
I think the last one closed around 86/early 87, but I can still sit down and draw a layout of every single aisle and what they had in them. And list off, chronologically, every toy I ever got from there. And the list prices for each one too.

It always cracked me up because when it did shut down, some kind of Staples or whatnot opened up in the same building. Only the building had this whole castle-motif facade, so it was like you were going to get your notebook paper and erasable pens from King Arthur or something.

Further side note: It was the coming of Toys R Us that eventually killed Children's Palace.
Ours opened up in May of 84 and they had David Hasselhoff as the big in-store appearance.
This is why I've always hated David Hasselhoff. He destroyed my favorite store ever!

I plan to build a Time Macheen and go back to assassinate David Hasselhoff.

The original thread, for those not in the know...
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/my-struggle

It may seem hard to believe, but the Cult's very own recently-banned Ironman is in actual fact none other than the much-reviled famous Amazon-reviewer Joseph Suglia!
In a two-year long deep-cover cultivation of a new character. Suglia has cleverly disguised himself as a much loved/hated member in Chuck Palahniuk's own website to promote his own competing book about a young idealist with dreams of granduer and broken English.

"My Struggle" was a working title for the purposes of laying out the general direction of the story. It will all be told in flashback as a young mother tells her son of the harrowing adventures of his long lost and presumably dead father.

The actual title, when the book is released this fall will be Has Guns, Will Travle. Reserve your copy now!

Since I'm already shitting my whole fucking life down the toilet, I decided in my infinite wisdom tonight to finally let loose on the forums here and tell you all how I really fucking think, and it's so funny you'll fucking shit yourself like I almost did 3 times today because I've got FUCKING BLOODY DIARRHEA LOL.