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 Somebody tell me something, how is it that espresso is legal, but cocaine is not?  I just drank an iced mocha and I'm chewing my fucking FACE off!  I just cleaned my entire apartment in 5 minutes, and now I'm twitching like a CRACK FIEND!  I never drink coffee; I prefer the booze.  Is THIS what you fuckers feel like all the time?

 The key to being a successful badass big shot writer, like me, is having a nice pair of boots.  Now I've already had some really nice boots for a really long time, but yesterday--in order to become an even bigger big shot--I got some new boots.  If you see me anytime soon, you'll probably see the boots--unless it's sunday morning and I'm hungover, then you'll see my flipflops.  When you DO see me, IF i'm wearing the boots (or even if not), be sure to compliment me and my boots.  They really are amazing, and you'll be amazing just by having seen them and commented on them.  You see, the thing about these boots is that, well...they're like cowboy boots, except better.  First of all, they were hand made in italy.  Second, they're very pointy.  And third, they have a zipper.  THAT'S RIGHT LADIES, a FUCKING ZIPPER!  so...ya know...if I'm ever over at your place late one night, and you hear "zip-zip-zip-thud-thud-swoosh" that means you're about the get LOVED ON by the fuckin' BOOT MASTER!

I came here for constructive feedback on writing.  The forums seem to be at a standstill in that regard, and the writers workshop is down for a few months.  Months are too long to wait.

I don't need anything structured, I need people to read my shit and tell me what they think.  If anybody is willing to trade pieces on a regular basis, respond here.  We'll swap and give suggestions.  Everyone's opinion is important.  We'll keep a page limit so it's not too much of a time committment.  If people can't come up with things to write, we'll come up with exercises or provide cues. 

This could be usefull.  It will probably be fun.  Who's in?

Okay, so in two weeks, I'm moving, and I have a LOT of stuff to get rid of. Our new apartment is going to be smaller (boooo) but less than 30 seconds walk to the beach (yaaaaay!). Good news for Culties on two fronts: 1) if you ever visit Los Angeles, you can probably crash a night or two at our place, and be near the beach!

Aaaaand

2) I have lots of old stuff to get rid of. Let my loss be your gain! I'll send you whatever you want on this list (which I'll add to as I see fit) and you can have it for the cost of postage (and any donation you'd like to make from 0-1,000,000,000 dollars). Most of it is useless "decorative" stuff that any guy would have: action figures, old books, etc. I was a man-child, wasting money on decorative plastic desk art. If you want pics of anything, or want to call dibs on something, PM me.

For starters, I have: