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Beautiful You

Beautiful You

Chuck's newest novel is due to be released October 21, 2014!

The official description from Amazon is here:

From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Sisters will be doing it for themselves. And doing it. And doing it. And doing it some more . . . Penny Harrigan is a low-level associate in a big Manhattan law firm with an apartment in Queens and no love life at all. So it comes as a great shock when she finds herself invited to dinner by one C. Linus Maxwell, aka "Climax-Well," a software mega-billionaire and lover of the most gorgeous and accomplished women on earth. After dining at Manhattan's most exclusive restaurant, he whisks Penny off to a hotel suite in Paris, where he proceeds, notebook in hand, to bring her to previously undreamed-of heights of orgasmic pleasure for days on end. What's not to like? This: Penny discovers that she is a test subject for the final development of a line of sex toys to be marketed in a nationwide chain of boutiques called Beautiful You. So potent and effective are these devices that women by the millions line up outside the stores on opening day and then lock themselves in their room with them and stop coming out. Except for batteries. Maxwell's plan for erotically enabled world domination must be stopped. But how?

News: Chuck discusses Beautiful You at length in his new interview with Hustler Magazine.  Here's a few snippets:

"Beautiful You began with my vague memory of finding some pornographic paperback books in my father's closet.  I was six or seven and could hardly read.  They had titles like Hot Cowgirl Slut Ranch.  None of what I read in them made sense, but neither did the soft-focus romance novels my mother read.  The challenge in Beautiful You was to write an action-packed "gonzo erotica" book, but using the overblown language of bodice-ripper romances.  It's a book I could only write with both my parents dead.

Chuck's 2014 novel will be Beautiful You.  And yep, the buzz is already huge.  When asked in his most recent Reddit AMA what his favorite book was, Chuck responded:

"My favorite? Sorry, that's always 'next year's book' but in this case, it really truly is. Next year's book, "Beautiful You," is my stab at 'gonzo erotica.' I'm trying to fuse hardcore handjob books with romance novels. My working title was "Fifty Shades of the Twilight Cave Bear Wears Prada." It's time that slash-type fiction hits the bookshelves."

Publisher's Marketplace covered the sale of Beautiful You.  PM listed the book as "focusing on the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of feminine pleasure." Then in a recent email, Chuck gave me his own personal description for it:

It's a comic/erotic thriller, a mash-up of 'mommy porn' and chick lit such as Sex and the City, and fantasy lit like Clan of the Cave Bear.  Imagine if Ira Levin had a baby with Jean Auel. 

We covered it all in the news here.

It's safe to say I am flipping out over this book. Chuck has promised to reveal more on this one soon, so stay tuned. 

Read more about the announcement on The Huffington Post.